Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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