If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think your dad took our porno
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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