i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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