I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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