Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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