you guys were way drunker than both of me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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