whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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