you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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