meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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