pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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