i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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