I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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