Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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