people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I would ride that face into the sunset
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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