is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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