yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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