i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You can't just leave with hair like that
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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