make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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