He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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