Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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