Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My dick has a subreddit
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