Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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