At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
