I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
