I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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