She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
When are your genitals available?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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