He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this just has baby written all over it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
