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She is in my trunk
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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