how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
