so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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