haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
