physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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