I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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