His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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