Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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