every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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