just come out here and I will go home with you...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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