im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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