If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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