Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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