Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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