I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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