This girl is more easily done than said...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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