Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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