I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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