yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize