he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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