Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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