I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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