Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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