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say what?
wanna hang out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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