I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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