we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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