why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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