can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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