I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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