Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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