I wanna passion pit in your ass
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Who died my cat blue again?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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