You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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