Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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