don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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