when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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