That's intense
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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